"On Golden Pond" is best remembered as the last great movie in the illustrious careers of Henry Fonda and Katherine Hepburn. But, like so many films that qualify you as being "cultured" for seeing them, OGP was based on a theatrical play, this one by Ernest Thompson, now playing through next Sunday at the Gainesville Community Playhouse. OGP is the story of one summer--in a lifetime of summers--for a couple in the winter of their lives. For those of you who went to see "Jaws 4" instead of OGP when it was in theaters, I'll restate that: There's these 2 old people who go to their house in Maine and do stuff. Actually, when you get down to it, there isn't much of a plot at all in this play. It's really more of a snapshot of a few months in the lives of two people who are approaching the end of the photo album, so to speak. There are a few conflicts and sub-plots, but not enough time is spent building them up to get the audience emotionally involved. Norman and Ethel Thayer are an elderly couple returning to their summer home in Maine for the 45th year. Norman is a curmudgeonly character whose favorite pasttime is talking about his own mortality; Ethel is a significantly more vibrant person who likes to walk in the woods and pick strawberries, and tries to get her husband to do the same. Over the course of the summer, they get a visit from their semi-estranged daughter Chelsea, her fiance Bill, and his teenage son Billy. To make a long story short, the occasionally foul-mouthed Billy ends up staying with Norman and Ethel for a month, spending time with Norman and bringing him out of his shell; while at the same time Norman instills in Billy a love of reading, fishing, and being a beast of burden. Ethel basically just makes cookies. Then Chelsea comes back from Europe and reconciles with her father and everybody has a good cry. Well, maybe not everybody. I did hear a few sniffles in the audience; but I personally was not especially moved (and I'm no cold fish either.....I wept openly during 'Titanic' when I realized it was only a movie, and Leonardo DiCaprio wasn't really dead.) As I said, I think it was because not enough time was spent building things up for me to become emotionally invested. It certainly wasn't the fault of the actors, who all did a wonderful job. And speaking of the actors, there were only six of them, but if director Erik Viker can pick six winners like these every time, he needs to start playing the lottery (*rimshot*). Let's get to them now...... David Minnich and Jenny Stringfellow as Norman and Ethel Thayer: When I first heard about this casting, I was worried that OGP really would turn into Squabbles II, but thankfully it didn't. These two both won Apples for Squabbles last season, and deservedly so. And from what they did in OGP, I see no reason why they shouldn't win again. Kristin Mercer as Chelsea: Another Squabbles alum, and quite possibly another Apple-winning performance. Kristin does a very believable job as the daughter struggling to come to terms with unresolved issues from her childhood. Bill Sabis as Charlie the Mailman: Hopefully, Bill really had to strectch to do such a fine job playing Charlie the total loser-schmuck -mailman who's been pining for Chelsea the last 30+ years. But seriously, he does very well with the role, and even manages to slip in a good bit of a New England accent (which people at GCP have tried and failed to do in the past). Bill DeYoung as Bill Ray: Bill only has one short scene in OGP, but it was enough to convince me once and for all of one thing: the directors who cast him in previous shows weren't just sucking up because he's the editor of the Scene section of the newspaper. And neither am I. His scene consists mainly of trying to talk to Norman about Bill sleeping in the same bed as Chelsea. Bottom line: Bill DeYoung ain't bad. Carl Holder as Billy Ray: Carl's performance is as dead-on as his Kate Hepburn voice. And he may well be the first person ever to say "bullshit" on the GCP stage during a show. (But let loose a perfectly harmless 'How do you like THEM Apples' and suddenly you're a social pariah. I see how it is......) MISCELLANY Erik Viker has a tendency to create sets that look *way* nicer than any house I will ever personally live in, and this one is no exception. It's the beautiful inside of a wooden Main summer home, full of pictures, books, and kinds of homey touches. Add to that a sexy, sexy picture of the sexy, sexy Cristine Antolak in a sexy, sexy dress, and you've got yourself an Apple for set design. And he didn't even need a Volkswagon..... BOTTOM LINE This is a pleasant little play that is certainly worth your time. It may not be especially moving, but it one of the most technically brilliant plays in recent GCP history. Go see it, if for no other reason than to watch David Minnich and Jenny Stringfellow together again..... FINAL NOTE I was sad after watching OGP, but not because of the play itself. On Sunday afternoon, quietly and with no fanfare, Erik Viker walked out of the Gainesville Community Playhouse for quite possibly the last time. He's moving to Austin, TX to join Jenny Slattery, another multitalented GCPer who was underappreciated. While Jenny was hardly appreciated at all, Erik was appreciated by many; but it still wasn't enough for everything he did for GCP and community theaters throughout the area. Erik was involved in over 50 community theater productions over the last decade-plus, in every conceivable way. He was equally adept at directing, designing and building a set, acting, or stage managing. No job was beneath him, because everything he did was for love of the theatre, pure and simple. He knew how to get the best out of everyone he worked with, and he will be sorely missed. Gainesville community theater has been far richer for his presence, and will be far poorer for his leaving. I wish him well in life, and pray that his path will lead back to us someday. God speed. -john