I'm close personal friends with Ms. Karin Fielding, who was the 3rd runner-up in the 1993 Miss Universe pageant...
...which used to be hosted by Bob Barker...
...who was apparently in some movie where he punched Adam Sandler...
...who was on Saturday Night Live...
...which once starred Chevy Chase...
...who was in National Lampoon's Vacation with Anthony Michael Hall...
...who was in Sixteen Candles with Molly Ringwald...
...who is about the same height as Winona Ryder...
...who has the same color hair as Janeane Garafalo...
...who frequently guests on The Daily Show, with your host Craig Kilborn...
...who used to be on SportsCenter...
...as did Keith Olbermann, who now works for MS-NBC...
...which no one has ever watched, much like Ishtar...
...which starred Dustin Hoffman...
...who was in Hook with Julia Roberts...
...whom I'd really love to see naked in Penthouse...
...like Vanna White, who stars on Wheel of Fortune with Pat Sajak...
...who was a failed talk-show host, a la Alan Thicke...
...who was on Growing Pains with Kirk Cameron...
...who was in some bad body-switching movie with Dudley Moore...
...who used to hang out with Liza Minneli...
...who was the daughter of Judy Garland...
...who was in The Wizard of Oz, which featured the Tin Man...
...who, if you've been drinking heavily, sort of looks vaguely like Kevin Bacon!
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