Mindless Time-Killer (M.T.K.) 1.0 iPhone App


In this brain-dead diversion even partially lobotomized participants can develop and perfect their latent finger-tapping talents. Indeed, this high-tech electronic exercise of trivial technological tripe allows even coordinatedly challenged characters to participate in the joy and delight that is the Mindless Time Killer.
The ONLY thing you need to do to play this game is tap the playing field before the little dot crashes into it's own trail. Simple, right?
A percentage of all proceeds from sales go to the K.B.P.* Society.

The Mindless Time-Killer app only works on iPhones and iTouch. View in App Store (You might not be able to view the iTunes store if you don't have a mac)
M.T.K. screen dump
When you press the Reset/Start button the dot starts travelling in a straight line across the playing area. YOU need to tap the screen to make it take a right-hand turn before it crashes into the border or its own trail.


In the Settings page you can set the difficulty (the speed the dot travels), the color of the trail it leaves behind, and whether or not to keep score. (Keeping score is fun! What good is it to be better at finger-tapping than your co-workers and not rub it in?)


High scores are recorded. You have the option of erasing them if your 4 year old son consistently beats you. Or you can keep them to prove to your mother that honing your video-game skills during high school was not the waste of time she said it was.


Recent player names are kept so you don't have to waste valuable game-playing time typing in your name in that rather frustrating teeny-tiny keyboard.


It comes with instructions but frankly if you need them you should consider a career change right now. It doesn't matter what your job is- you need something a little less taxing on the grey skull-jelly.


* K.B.P. stands for Kevy's Brain Problem, a rare neurological disorder affecting literally one or more citizens of north-central Florida. Those people suffering this terrible affliction deserve our pity and/or our money.     But mostly our money.

About the programmer
Kevin Neelands lives in Gainesville, Florida (home of the fightin' gators) and gets his kicks writing silly little programs.